As you may or may not know, I currently have sausages for hands and feet, so when I got on the bus today, I was quite pleased to see an available seat. Until a pretty abled bodied, but elderly woman got on the bus. She marched up to me and said, “Give me that seat!” I was irritated, but whatever, right? So I haul my big self up to give her my seat (which was the only seat available) and move into the hoardes. At which point an old man …