No, I haven’t landed a part in the remake of this show, although if they did remake it, with current health care costs, the $6 million dollar man would be a guy who got into a car accident, had to stay in the hospital a month and then got sent on his way with a pair of WWII-era crutches.

Recently I received some mail from the IRS, apparently they missed me. Well they missed me AND the fact that they thought that I owed them $2.2 million dollars. Their (flawed) logic was based on me making over $6 million in 2007 (I wish). Apparently I received several notices, but was unaware. Thankfully I caught on before the worldwide search began for me. Either way, here is a small sample of the documentation.

When I called the IRS up, the agent was a bit skeptical. “Hmmm, you owe us over $2 million and you skipped the country… odd,” but after sorting things out, the agent was very understanding and even joked, “I bet you’ll be hanging that one on your fridge.” Oh IRS agent, whose name I am withholding because I’m not sure of the ramifications of posting it, I’ll do you one better and post it on our blog!

In closing, I would like to state that if someone would like to pay me $6 million, I will happily give the IRS 38% of it and be on my merry way.