The diving board drew first blood. As many of you know, Zev enjoys a good nude dip in the pool most days, and after his swim, he often likes to hold onto the railing and do a little pole dancing. Its actually pretty hilarious to watch, but seems inappropriate to post videos for what I hope are obvious reasons. Anyway, he was dancing away when he lost his footing and bonked his little mouth on the diving board. He was very, very sad for a few minutes. I picked him …